By David Jesse Dear future wife, David Ndii’s wife just set the standards higher! Work on your intellectual acuity, charisma, courage and proficiency in the queens lingo. Importantly work on your culinary skills. On your physique, avoid working on your ass, don’t take those pills to have some plastic ass. The only thing you can […]
Archives for December 2017
Dear Haters, Here Are 10 Unquestionable Facts About Luo Professionals, If You Doubt Number 3, Go Hang
By Alberto Nyakundi Amenya (The Banana Peddler) Before frothing your mouth about professionals in Luo land, let the following sink into your head: 1. Otiende Amollo is the first lawyer in Africa and the fourth in the world to convince a bench of 6 judges to annul a presidential election of a despot while that […]
BREAKING Live from Kisumu, Raila Drops Bombshell Over Dr Ndii Arrest And Intimidation By Police
By Philip Nyamai Speaking after paying courtesy call to the county Government of Kisumu where he urged them to work together, The people’s President H.E. Raila Odinga warned the jubilee regime to stop intimidating and blackmailing the people of Kenya saying Dr. Ndii had committed no crime yet he is being harassed. His Excellency maintained […]
BREAKING: NASA Strategist Dr David Ndii To Be Arraigned In Court – Milimani Law Court at 2PM
Dr. Ndii to be arraigned in Milimani Law courts at 2pm. He will be charged with incitement. he allegedly made on a national television interview awhile back. Currently he is with Senior Counsel James Orengo and Advocate Edwin Sifuna at DCI Nairobi. The rest of the lawyers led by Senior Counsel Otiende Amolo and Paul […]
HILARIOUS: Prof Ndii Wife Natural Beauty And Intellect BREAKS INTERNET, Leaves Slay Queens CURSING
By Hon Jim Bonnie Ladies I’m not lecturing you on morality here but if you’ve watched David Ndii’s wife speak, that’s what makes a man tick. Intellectual acuity, unflinching courage, amiable smartness, meritorious beauty and unimpeachable loyalty. Not fake nails, expensive weaves, tons of makeups dumped on your body and fucking fake accent. Not posting […]
WHY NASA Strategist Prof David Ndii Was Arrested, PANIC In Statehouse
Growing tension and panic in statehouse over NASA leader’s swearing in ceremony is the main reason why Jubilee operatives ordered the arrest of Dr David Ndii. The NASA chief strategist and world re-known economist Prof Ndii is currently being interrogated at the DCI headquarters, Kiambu Road Nairobi. He was arrested by detectives from the dreaded […]
BREAKING SAD: Hon Eric Keter Is DEAD!
Immediate former Belgut Member of Parliament (MP) Erick Keter, 60 has died. He passed on while being rushed to hospital after developing health complications. The 60 year old politician who represented the constituency on a Kanu ticket from 2013 to 2017, had retired to Kaptoboiti home after losing the seat to his successor Nelson Koech […]
BREAKING LIVE: Dr Ndii Wife Speaks Out On How Husband Was Arrested At Diani, Kwale
Dr David Ndii wife madam Leah Ndii-nee Gatabaki speaks of the dramatic arrest of his husband, how they were harassed by Police and how Winnie Odinga got her released from Diani Police Station. Dr Ndii is said to be held at the DCI headquarters at Kiambu road, Nairobi. David Ndii’s wife has condemned police for […]
BREAKING: NASA Lawyers Orengo, Sifuna, Magaya BLOCKED From Meeting Dr Ndii At DCI HQs
NASA lawyers commissioned to ensure speeedy release of Dr David Mdii have been blocked and cannot enter DCO headquarters where the Raila strategist is being held. The law allows for the accused or those being investigated to have access to counsel and therefore police are clearly infringing on Dr Ndii’s basic right. Dr Ndii was […]
BREAKING: Police Arrest Raila’s Daughter Winnie Odinga And Dr Ndii Wife Mwende
Special police have arrested Raila odinga’s daughter Winnie together with the wife of NASA chief strategist Mwende Ndii. The two cannot be traced by friends and family, they were arrested at Diani Police station where they had gone to ask for the release of Dr Ndii. They are held by police at undisclosed location More […]