By Albert Nyakundi Amenya aka The Banana Peddler You see, Kenyans are really funny. They blame the wrong person for another’s mistake. Take Kenyatta National Hospital case for instance. It is reported that brain surgery was conducted on the wrong person. This is a serious medical error that must be condemned by every right-thinking man […]
Archives for March 2018
“Behold, Honourable RENEE NYAKERARIO MAYAKA” At Last, RAILA Ardent Defender In Gusiiland Is Sworn-In
By Albert Nyakundi Amenya aka the Banana Peddler There was Jubilation in Nyamira Law Courts when High Court upheld the nomination of iron lady RENEE NYAKERARIO MAYAKA as a nominated Member of Nyamira County Assembly. Hundreds of hon Renee’s supporters who had swarmed the court went into frenzy following the judge’s pronounciation that Mayaka was […]
MCA GUYO Sponsored GAZA Gang Haunts Nairobi Residents
As reported in Today’s The Standard, Thursday March 1, 2018. •Gaza members use swords, knives and guns, has morphed into Yakuza which specialises in bank robberies. •Yakuza and Smarter, the factions of Gaza, control the dumpsite and charge those who dump waste across Nairobi. (you now understand who was behind dumping in Jacaranda Grounds). •Tenants […]
Governor Sonko Vows To Crash The Dangerous Land Cartels He Inherited From Kidero
With seven months since the ouster of Evans Kidero as Nairobi Governor, dangerous land cartels that used to terrorize city residents during his reign are now facing the music. Barely a few months after Kidero’s successor, Governor Mike Sonko sent on compulsory leave City Hall staff from the Land Rates and Legal Departments to pave […]
Consumer Federation of Kenya (COFEK) Blasted For Calling for the Arrest of Erick Omondi Over Nude Video
Kenyans on Social Media have blasted the Consumers Federation of Kenya (COFEK) for their statement calling for the arrest of comedian Erick Omondi whose naked video allegedly taken in Turkana has gone viral. COFEK an Independent body said in the statement insinuated that Omondi might be mentally inept and called for an arrest and medical […]
BREAKING! ANTI-DP Riots In Eldoret Town, Protesters Chanting “RUTO MUST GO” Slogans
Demonstrations broke in the streets of Eldoret town following the nullification of Nandi Hills MP Alfred Keter by Justice George Kimondo. The protesters say they can’t sit back and watch as DP Ruto humiliates their leaders. We are following up the reports and shall report as they unfold. Yesterday Eldoret High Court Nullified the election […]
Men, Just Like Cars Should Be Taken For Test Drives Before Purchase.
It is a cinch that Men love cars. So much so that when he needs a “motivation” to get an erection, a picture of the latest make of a Bugatti will do the magic more impeccably than porn hub. And just like cars, these men come in different models and with distinct specifications that one […]
“EXPECT NO MERCY Because I Will Be Back” – KETER Tells Jubilee
Immediate NANDI HILLS MP hon ALFRED KETER has promised the Jubilee government that he will bounce back soon. Speaking after High Court in Eldoret nullified his August 8 election, Keter said he will go back to the people and tell them what led to his nullification. “I call upon my supporters to remain calm and […]
Sifuna Stamps Authority as New ODM SG, Warns Boni Khalwale over JKL remarks
Lawyer Edwin Sifuna who is the new ODM Party Secretary General is all bare knuckled in his new role and has made it clear in no uncertain terms that it is business unusual. Sifuna who in his maiden speech said the ODM will go alone if push comes to shove has blasted former Kakamega Senator […]
Breaking! Toughest Jubilee Critic Nandi Hills MP ALFRED KETER Loses His Parliamentary Seat
NANDI HILLS MP ALFRED KETER has lost his seat in an election petition filed in Eldoret High Court to challenge his August win. In his ruling, justice George Kimondo indicated that the petitioner proved his case and that there were irregularities committed. In his petition, Benard Kitur requested the court to invalidate Keter’s win citing […]