STEALING in The NAME of The LORD

By The Banana Peddler
Since I was birthed, I grew up knowing that the Mt Kenya/Central Kenya has the highest number of thugs per square kilometre. As I grew up, I also learnt that they have the highest number of con-pastors East of Sahara, North of Limpopo, and South of Migingo. You can call me names but deep down your heart, you know what I am saying. Usman dan Fodio was right, “Conscience is an open wound; only truth can heal it,”

A cold shutter runs through my spine when I see how some people who call themselves spiritual leaders behave. Most of Kenyan pastors are rotten and worse than the devil himself. Call this blasphemy if so wish. I don’t care. However, it is God who will judge us all someday.

I always say that most of Kenyan “CHURCHES” hypocritically steal in the name of the lord to survive. Let me reaffirming my remarks owing to the ongoing tag of war between the Church and opposition concerning the booking of Uhuru Park venue. The insistence of the church that it booked the park first is tellingly absurd. Nonetheless, the church’s involvement in the snafu is suggestive. CORD booked the venue first and even announced it. Suddenly, a Church sponsored by Bishop Mark Kariuki of Deliverance emerged from nowhere and claimed to have booked the venue first.

Why is it that everytime CORD announces a function to be held at Uhuru Park, a church from Central Kenya comes forward to claim rights to use the same facility the same time as CORD’s?

I want to tell the so called “spiritual leaders” from Mt. Kenya/Central Kenya region that sometimes it pays to be timid. The Bible is right: The meek shall inherit the earth. When those who are building war chests confront one another – and then annihilate one another – the meek shall emerge from their cocoons and occupy what is left of the earth. Another proverb puts it that: “The bravest soldier is the one that saved his life.”

The only lucrative “business” left in Kenya today is the business of church because there are many sheep to steal from. That is why those thieves who realize they are about to be killed pretend to be born again and graduate to the next level where they steal peacefully vide the church.

Sincerely, I hear some of my Kikuyu friends self-proclaim that they are the ISRAELITES of Kenya. Pwahaha! Wait a minute, if stealing in the name of the lord is what it takes for one to become an “Israelite” I better remain the Turkana I am and sell my Bananas in peace.

Is Mark Kariuki the best example of a true Christian? Come on! No. This is this the same man that had been initially accused of worshipping the devil? Is this the same Mark Kariuki that last week asked government to beat up Raila and other anti-IEBC CORD protesters when they exercise their constitutional rights under article 37?

One thing I know, most of Kenya Christians are REAL TIME FOOLS. God says in Hosea 4:6 that my people are destroyed for lack of knowledge. No wonder most of these pastors from Central Kenya are caught on cameras faking miracles and stealing in the name of the lord and sheep still flock their churches.

I have a premonition that 98% of Kenyan pastors will not make it to heaven.