PETER KENNETH IN PANIC AS JUBILEE NOMINATIONS APPROACHES. Panic has hit the Peter Kenneth camp in Jubilee Party as he prepares to face off with a nominee of Team Nairobi in the party’s Nairobi Governor’s seat nominations. The former Gatanga MP who made a last minute decision to join President Uhuru Kenyatta’s Jubilee Party has […]
BREAKING: Chief Justice Willy Mutunga Put on the Dock in a DEFAMATION Case Against Standard Newspaper
Former Chief Justice Willy Mutunga was today put on the witness dock to testify in a defamation case where he has sued a local newspaper over malicious publication of the outcome of his divorce petition. High Court Judge Beatrice Thuranira heard that the offending front-page article carried by the September 26-October 2, 2014 weekly edition […]
EXPOSED: Rtd President Moi party KANU to DISINTEGRATE FURTHER as Hon Nick Salat Supports NASA while Gideon Moi is for UhuruTena
It is highly likely that KANU will is divided, party leader Gideon Moi is supporting Uhuru re-election while Party secretary general Hon Nick Salat is supporting the opposition super alliance NASA that includes among others the 2013 Amani coalition presidential candidate Hon Musalia Mudavadi(whom KANU supported). Here is the media invite by KANU, where it […]
Hon Murkomen STRIKES AGAIN, Blames Statehouse Operatives over ‘KILLINGS’ in Kerio Valley, says CS Nkaissery ‘Not Doing Enough’ to End Violence
Elgeyo Marakwet Senator has given up the fight for security restoration in his home if his recent Facebook post is anything to go by. The parroty legislator’s choice of words in his post shows signs of hopelessness and despair. The senator who has been traversing the country popularizing the fast fading jubilee brand has also […]
Dear Matiangi, “Professors” Peter Kagwanja and Mutahi Ngunyi are academic fraudsters
Dear Endugu Matiangi, I hope this letter finds you in fine fettles. My name is comrade Alberto Nyakundi Amenya aka the Kisii Banana Peddler. I hawk my bananas on the streets of Kisii town. Bwana Matiangi, despite the fact that I don’t admire your person, – just like I don’t like Mr. Ibu, your lookalike […]
RED CARPET Rolled in Washington DC for Governor Joho as he HELD TALKS with Top WHITE HOUSE Officials, SHAMES Jubilee Operatives
Mombasa governor Hassan Ali Joho on Friday held talks with USA administration officials ranging from White house advisers,department of homeland security and department of state. The talks centred around security issues. The governor reiterated Kenya’s willingness to work with US partners to improve public administration at the county level and curb terrorism. The talks with […]
WHY Uhuru Must Be Sent to Gatundu on 8th August 2017, Corruption, Incompetence, Tribalism, Insecurity, Economic Slump and Much More….
By Antony Kibagendi via FB In the runup to the 2013 general elections, UHURUTO promised heaven, they have however delivered an already lit hell. I remember they promised 5 World Class Stadiums,we havent seen one, not even modernization of existing ones, they said they would create 500, 000 jobs annually, I have instead witnessed downsizing […]
Dear Striking DOCTORS, you are a bunch of useful idiots, thanks to your thoughtlessness
By Albert Nyakundi Amenya My name is comrade Alberto Nyakundi Amenya aka The Banana Peddler. I huckster bananas on the streets of Kisii County. I hope and pray you don’t recover from the hangovers of prison. Foremost, let me admit here that being a mere Banana Peddler, your monumental level of education as doctors dwarf […]
BREAKING: Alarm as Raila escapes assassination attempt in Turkana
By KT Correspondent There has been widespread alarm throughout Kenya as reports emerged from Katili Turkana County a shortwhile ago saying that armed Jubilee Party supporters allegedly ferried by Turkana East MP Nicholas Ngikor invaded and caused serious mayhem at a public rally being attended by ODM Party Leader Raila Odinga. Reports reaching Kenya Today […]
Revealed: List of ODM strongmen and Women MARKED for ‘DEATH’ by Jubilee State House Operatives
By the Banana Peddler Since businessman Jacob Juma was captured, harassed, tortured and murdered in Gestapo style, no suspect has been apprehended for questioning. CID boss Ndegwa Muhoro promised to investigate and bring Juma’s killers to book. Since the case involved the big boys, no key suspects including Deputy President William Ruto have been questioned. […]