The penultimate week, M-Cheza, one of Kenya’s betting company owned by former Citizen TV News anchor Julie Gichuru, gave wrong results of the previously played games. The M-Cheza gamblers are now up in arms against the company for announcing wrong results thus denying them a chance to claim their money. They are now threatening to […]
Here are Kenya’s best selling ‘books’, number 12 will kill you completely
1.The Secret of a Successful Marriage by Maina Kageni. 2.The Pains of Poverty by Uhuru Kenyatta. 3.The danger of trusting a man who talks too much Bullshit by Aden Duale 4.Tips on how to get married by Caroline Mutoko. 5.English Language Mastery Tips by Kambi Kazungu. 6.Campus Life by Daniel Moi. 7.Retaining Natural Beauty by […]
Siaya Governor Cornell Rasanga begs Rosemary Odinga to be his running mate in 2017
By The Star Siaya Governor Cornel Rasanga is seeking Cord leader Raila Odinga’s daughter Rosemary as his 2017 running mate, the Star has learnt. He is facing stiff competition from Rarieda MP Nicholas Gumbo. “The governor has sent emissaries to Rosemary to try and convince her to buy the idea. What I cannot authoritatively tell […]
BREAKING: Nairobi ODM youth leader Stephen Mukabane murdered
Nairobi ODM youth leader Stephen Mukabane has been shot dead in his Mihang’o home, Embakasi East. According to sources, Mukabane was trailed by a gang who shot him repeatedly in his gate as he entered. In his condolences, Nairobi Governor James Kidero termed the murder an act of lawlessness, cowardice and hooliganism which must not […]
THE TUNOI PROBE: Jubilee Lawyer Fred Ngatia meets his match, stripped naked by journalist
These are some of the questions that Ngatia asked: FRED NGATIA: did you count the money that was in the briefcase? Kiplagat: How can you count money inside a briefcase? Fred Ngatia: Were you not expecting a brickbat from Kidero because it is believed that you had run for a political post in an ODM […]
Dikembe Disembe: Kenya is the enemy of it own people
By Dikembe Disembe As a student on a US exchange programme, I visited Washington DC, stood outside the fence of White House and took a photo. Hundreds of other people were doing it, from everywhere around the world, people go to DC to stand outside those public buildings and take photos, at best. DC tourism […]
Banana Peddler: Kisii ladies pretend to forget Ekegusii & FAKE accent when they get to town
By Banana Peddler Sometimes I take a walk around Nairobi but rarely come across beautiful Kisii girls. The only beautiful people I meet are the yellow yellow queens from Mt. Kenya and these other short and brown ones from Ukambani. However, sometimes the Ukambani ones are deceptive because they hide years in their un-ageing tiny […]
Meet the Mt. Kenya Yellow Yellow CHASE BANK babes that kept safe your money
Chase Bank was yesterday placed under receivership by Central Bank Governor. It is however, worrying how the bank could collapse with virtually all the employees speaking one language. Worryingly, the top management encompasses women from the Mt. Kenya region. See the profiles of some of them below: Check the profiles below:
A MUST READ: Amazing WARNING Letter to Equity MD JAMES MWANGI by a Kisii Banana Peddler
Dear tagitari, Aye Chemisi Mwangi, saa hii ni saa disa na tagika disa and I hope this finds you well sir. I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you for the many firsts that you have pulled. The wings to fly is a fantastic idea. May God bless you! We might not be […]
Jubilee regime wizardry in ‘stealing’ turns Uchumi supermarkets into a popcorn investor magnet
Currently, Uchumi Supermarkets are Kenya’s largest popcorn suppliers after the Jubilee administration sucked everything and brought it to its knees. At the moment, the only product dominating at Uchumi Stores countrywide is popcorn. In fact, all shelves are loaded with popcorn. What a shame. Since Uhuru took over power in 2013, his regime has messed […]