By Joseph Hellon When a woman talks to a man, she needs to realize that the man hears her words as information. He doesn’t hear it as an emotional expression of what she could be desiring or going through. He deciphers the information and immediately puts mechanisms in place to resolve it or to fulfill […]
Breaking: After Chase Bank, Bank of Africa Sinks due to jumbo debts: UHURUTO at your service
Bank of Africa Kenya has sunk into losses for the first time in a decade, taking a hit from a mounting stock of bad debts linked to a Moi-era contractor and Mumias Sugar among other borrowers. The mid-sized lender — controlled by BMCE Bank of Morocco — made a net loss of Sh1.02 billion in […]
Breaking: There was no Post-Election Violence in 2007/2008, ‘Kikuyu’ faked everything
The Kikuyu community is a very funny one. As they celebrate Ruto release, Kenyans must remember that during the 2007 post election violence, they were all castigating Ruto claiming he massively killed, displaced and triggered a forcible transfer of Kikuyus from their original homes in Rift Valley. That time if you mentioned Ruto’s name near […]
BREAKING: Uhuru APPOINTS his NIECE Nana Wanjiku Gecaga Managing Director KICC
President Uhuru Kenyatta has today appointed his niece through CS for Tourism, Mr Balala as MD for KICC. She is a younger sister of Jomo Gecaga, Uhuru’s PA and nephew. Ms. Gecaga is spouse of ODM MP Stephen Kariuki (Mathare). Kenyans, your country is controlled by a few elites.
Collymore drives the last nail into his coffin as Wambui hits JACKPOT, laughs to the bank
Dear Sir Bob, I hear you just got hitched to Wambui in a private and simple wedding. Congratulations. Thank you for creating another billionaire in Mt. Kenya. Sir, remember even as you celebrate getting a ‘wife’ – which is a good thing according to the holy Book, – someone is smiling to the bank after […]
Full List OF winners – CORD humiliates JUBILEE in SONU elections
The recently concluded SONU election where CORD won all the seats, has caused panic among Statehouse operatives. Chairman Babu Owino led CORD aspirants as they wiped all seats rendering Jubilee candidates in comatose. https://youtu.be/2qaAoB9n75k?t=18 See the list of winners below: Babu Owino – Chairman Eric Janganya – Sec Gen Kate Kokumu – Finance Apiyoh J-opiyoh […]
Legendary Dutch International Soccer Star Johan Cruijff is DEAD!
The legendary Dutch football player Johan Cruijff passed away after a difficult battle against lung cancer. Last year Cruyff made public that he suffered from lung cancer. In february he confirmed that his first treatments showed positive results: “I feel like I’m 2-0 ahead in the first half. This battle is not over, but I will overcome” […]
SCANDAL: CS Transport to SPEND sh300m removing ZEBRA crossings and bumps at Thika Road Super Highway
The Jubilee government is planning to spend 300 million in removing all bumps and pedestrian crossings along Thika Superhighway. According to Transport Cabinet Secretary James Macharia, foot bridges will later be erected to reduce road carnage. Mr. Macharia said matatu drivers have turned pedestrian crossings and bumps into passenger pick-up and drop-off pointscausing carnage in […]
Following the successful Kisii investors Summit, STATEHOUSE Operatives vow to deal with Governor Ongwae
The recently concluded Kisii Entrepreneurship Summit (KES) has been rated the most successful since the introduction of devolution. The summit themed “Tapping the Trade and Investment Opportunities in Kisii County” brought together various stakeholders comprising of learning institutions, Financial institutions, local and international investors, Entrepreneurs, Co-operative movements, industrialists, Government Departments and NGOs among others. According to […]
Christian prophet has BUTTOCKS chewed by the lion he tempted, trusting God to save him like Daniel
A Zion Christian Church prophet who was filled with the Holy Spirit and thought the Lord wanted to use him to show His power over animals, recently challenged a pride of lions to a duel in the Kruger National Park. Pretoria based man of God, Prophet Alec Ndiwane was with members of of his church […]