Arap Kipindupindu
Atwoli called it what it is. That the epicenter of the ongoing Cholera epidemic is a hotel owned by a Jubilee top honcho, to be referred, hereinafter as Arap Kipindupindu.
How do we know this? Well DNA Science is advanced and its now beyond a reasonable doubt that all the cholera bugs, isolated from poop of those that are diarrheahring are cousins to the Vibrio Cholerae that was first found at Weston Hotel. Scientists from USA and Germany have pointed their fingers to Arap Kipindupindu. And so, what has greedy Arap Kipindupindu said thus far? Zilch!! He doesn’t give a damn.
Just like they remained mum as thousands died during the Doctor’s strike, and have never come out to take responsibility is the same way that they don’t give a damn as Kenyans die of cholera. It’s so dehumanizing and a disgrace to human dignity to diarrhea, then get dehydrated, and not have water to drink. Arap Kipindupindu doesn’t give a damn, considering that as we speak, nurses are on strike.
Money for cholera medicine, doctors and nurses have been squandered by folks that are well known to Arap Kipindupindu, but he won’t do a thing. Won’t come out to rescue the sick. Arap Kipindupindu doesn’t give a damn. Worry not though my fellow citizens, as you are only 11 days away to liberation from the holy grail of disease, dictatorship, wanton theft, rape & murder that has become the hallmarks of the state propped up by Arap Kipindupindu.
What I like about this Cholera outbreak, is that is spares no-one. Uhuru Cabinet Secretaries Industrialization’s Adan Mohamed & Treasury’s Rotich have all fallen victim to this creation of Arap Kipindupindu’s dirt and poor hygiene.
Raila was also a victim. And Uhuru may have missed the debate as he dealt with his own stream of watery poop. All these other braggadocios you hear is all hogwash!! The beleaguered State House chose to spin it as a disagreement with the debate organizers but reliable sources say that that Kamwana was the latest fell victim of the negligence of Cholera William. Kamwana so bad wanted to get the limelight at the Presidential debate!!!
Arap Kipindupindu faces a massive rebellion in the Rift, and will be humiliated as the impractical experimental house of cards called Jubilee comes hurtling down. Worry not, NASA will initiate a massive clean up exercise that will see all Cholera eliminated. And Weston will no longer use state machinery to block Public Health Inspectors from inspecting their dirty and filthy kitchens. Shame on Cholera William.
The Writer is a Public Health Expert who operates at the interphase between politics and health
