Nairobi Governor Evans Kidero has suspended his Communications director, Walter Mong’are. Mong’are was suspended in a letter dated May 3, that was signed by county secretary Robert Ayisi. He was asked to comply with the letter from the board by Wednesday, failure of which he would be fired. But a source said Mong’are was sacked […]
MUST READ: Read how KIAMBU man was intelligently tricked by a GHOST LOVER on FACEBOOK
By Ole Weru So sometime back, I was on the internet. Then I saw an inbox from a very hot persons, who looked like a mixture of yellow yellow and shokolate, with nice long hair (I don’t care if it’s a weave or not, as long as its long). So the persons inboxed me like […]
Is this Nairobi HOTTEST Assistant Chief? Team Mafisi SALIVATING on duty
And Team Mafisi had all these to say:>> P Waititu: Most likely she is a mix of Mt Kenya and Kisii or Taita Luo B Bhuong: Kuna vacancy ya assistant wake?kuulizia tu coz natafuta kazi Anyango D: Najua mumepeleka kesi mob sana mpaka za nguo dwin O. N : Gai hehe am moving to langata […]
Signs That Your Bae Is A Member Of Team Mafisi Sacco.
Signs That Your Bae Is A Member Of Team Mafisi Sacco. By Agnes Sikuku 1.When his phone is guarded like the big five in our national parks.He can even go to the bathroom or toilet with his phone. 2.His exee’s are uncountable. 3.Like a hyena,he drools every time he sees a curvy woman.Wether real or […]
HILARIOUS: Application Form to Marry my Son – from future Luo, Kisii, Kikuyu , Luyha Mother-in-Law
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY SON TO BE FILLED IN TRIPLICATE(one copy each to my husband, son and I) PERSONAL DETAILS. NAME………………………….HEIGHT……….. TRIBE……………………….EYE COLOUR…… AGE……………………… OCCUPATION………….. EDUCATION LEVEL……. WEIGHT: I)BEFORE MEETING MY SON……… ii)AFTER MEETING MY SON……. If your answer for age is above 30 and you gained weight after meeting my son please do […]
Radio Queen Ciiku Muiruri EXPLAINS all you need to know about Beyonce’s #LEMONADE
By Ciiku Muiruri On #Lemonade. Gorgeous women like Beyonce, Halle Berry, Rihanna etc are all getting cheated on and y’all are in the gym working on your bodies and paying big bucks for that make up and wardrobe. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, it’s not about the way you […]
EXPOSED: WHAT single women do at night
A lot of my married friends find it hard to imagine what a single person does with herself during a solitary evening. It seems almost inconceivable that one would choose not be part of a jolly, lively home, full of people, with something happening every second of the day. And yes, there are those days […]
PRINCESS OF HUMILITY REKINDLES SHEM BEVERTON’S HOPE IN HUMANITY
“Jeez! I look like Barack Obama,” I whispered to myself, as I regarded myself in the rusty bathroom mirror, goofily futzing with my crimson-red necktie– my mind bursting with odd bits of poetry and sentimental rhymes. Unlike Barrack Obama, I was a hopeless romantic; an emotionally-shipwrecked idiot suffering from the “Njoki Chege complex”; an evil […]
HOW To Know if Uhuru’s Gatundu Village Is of The Hoi Polloi
How To Know That Your Village Is For The Holloipolloi. By Agnes Sikuku 1.Most villagers take tea accompanied by the previous days ugali in the morning. 2.More than half of the women and children population have cracked heels(ogwaro). 3.Subsistence farming is common.However,the harvest can’t sustain families till the next harvesting season. 4.Due to point no […]
How To Know That Your Estate is D CLASS and Below..
By Agnes Sikuku How To Know That Your Estate is C And Below. 1.When borrowing stuff is the norm.Women borrow each other shampoo,used weaves,clothes to wear to a ceremony,charger(ya meno ndogo),curtlery and even unga-to add to their unga which is not enough since they forgot to buy or grind maize. 2.The estate is full of […]
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