Bad neighbours. By Agnes Sikuku 1.They poison your pet that you love more than your life.They can’t stand it at their house,so it must die. 2.Befriend your househelp or relative and obtain your wifi password.They end up using your WiFi without your knowledge. 3.Borrow stuff like jembes, axe,movies,or curtlery when they have guests and never […]
12 TYPES of People You will Meet in Every Bus from Nairobi to Busia
1. That person that smells like they used fish to bath. 2. That ‘herbalist’ selling a shs. 500 cure for, Diabetes, HIV, Asthma, Pnemonia, Typhoid, Kaswende 3. That person that turns you into their pillow by force, lying on your shoulders entire journey nkt 4. That show off guy kind a walking ATM that brings […]
Banana Peddler: Kisii ladies pretend to forget Ekegusii & FAKE accent when they get to town
By Banana Peddler Sometimes I take a walk around Nairobi but rarely come across beautiful Kisii girls. The only beautiful people I meet are the yellow yellow queens from Mt. Kenya and these other short and brown ones from Ukambani. However, sometimes the Ukambani ones are deceptive because they hide years in their un-ageing tiny […]
HOW to Know that Your Estate is A- LIST, Is this Happening in your hood?
By Agnes Sikuku HOW TO KNOW THAT YOUR ESTATE IS A-LIST. 1. When people no longer querrel about shared electricity bill.Everybody has a metre or buys tokens. 2. When kids have nice coloured bicycles. 3. The absence of “chomelea” people walking in estates asking to chomelea plastic basins and buckets. 4. When the landlord is […]
HERE Is The BEST MARRIAGE ADVICE Ever!
THE BEST MARRIAGE ADVICE EVER!! #1 – Choose to love each other even in those moments when you struggle to like each other. Love is a commitment, not a feeling. #2 – Always answer the phone when your husband/wife is calling and when possible, try to keep your phone off when you’re together with your […]
A MUST READ: Amazing WARNING Letter to Equity MD JAMES MWANGI by a Kisii Banana Peddler
Dear tagitari, Aye Chemisi Mwangi, saa hii ni saa disa na tagika disa and I hope this finds you well sir. I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you for the many firsts that you have pulled. The wings to fly is a fantastic idea. May God bless you! We might not be […]
JOSEPH HELLON: what couples should do to avoid FIGHTING and BREAK-UPS
By Joseph Hellon When a woman talks to a man, she needs to realize that the man hears her words as information. He doesn’t hear it as an emotional expression of what she could be desiring or going through. He deciphers the information and immediately puts mechanisms in place to resolve it or to fulfill […]
HILARIOUS: HOW Wambui Kamiru BEAT Kisii Ladies to MARRY Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore
By C Nyakieni Lakini wacha tuambiane ukweli. Wasichana wakisii nyinyi kwani mlirogwa? Wakati akina Wambui ‘wanapatrol’ pale Safaricom centre nyi mko tu Rongai mnangoja managu itumwe na Nyamira Express kutoka kisii. Change tact my sisters. The next time another 50-something old idiot declares his wealth, move with speed, swiftly like a cheetah hunting for her […]
WHY a BROKE man is a real TURN OFF for Ladies
By D S Some moralists will tell you that money is not everything, that it cannot buy love, it cannot buy happiness. I want to say, without fear of contradiction, that money is not only good, it is everything, it is the only thing. Everything revolves around it, relationships, friendships and other liaisons. It denotes […]
Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore’s wife Wambui amazing letter to her Kids, after her wedding
By Wambui Collymore neee Wamae Kamiru To my dear children, You will have stumbled on this post as a teenager. In your exploration of who your mother is, you have come across some things that are true and some things that are not. The internet does not forget and one day one of your classmates […]