“If Babu Owino doesn’t apologize to the president within 24hrs. I’ll strip naked in his constituency and run around naked. The president must be respected” ~ Sabina Joy
This socialite is going to run around naked demonstrating on behalf of uthamakistan, well that was in the mind of every Uthamaki supporter,since stripping naked is a trend nowadays in Uthamakistan , ladies parading all their goodies to all and sundry hoping for a curse to hit somebody.
I was indeed going to do it however I developed cold feet and I’m afraid that may never gather courage to do it for several reasons:
1. My breasts having nurtured and breathed life into a child have since gone south. I need to raise them to the north and enlarge them to a DD cup for tremendous TIBIM impact…
2. My thighs having been stretched during pregnancy may be looking a wee bit stripped like those of a zebra
3. My punani…dare I talk about this? I once had a Ugandan friend and you all know they like to elongate them by pulling on them. The reason I don’t go commando…ok let’s not go there…
4. My waistline…oh I weep…having listened to tales that men like something they can grab onto as they ride with abandon, I am afraid I may have eaten excessively…
And so yes I am here to plead for a little money to sculpt this body into a dreamy shape that can take part in the new type demonstrations…
The paybill number is my Wells Fargo account…
