FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT (FM)
LECTURE 1 (repeat, I already taught this).
Rule 1: Never engage a lady in a public service vehicle before she clears with the tout.
Now look at what happened to this young man;
‘I’m in a vehicle heading home after a busy day. As the vehicle starts locomoting, the PRETTY lady sitting next to me who has been on her phone rests her head on my shoulder, places her hands on my laps then starts sleeping. As a gentleman with class (but do I say), I turn and ask her, a deep voice like that of a gangster rapper, “my dear, you’re tired?” She responds with a beaming smile, “yeah. I had a busy day”. I lower my shoulder a bit to give her a perfect angle to enjoy her nap.
Few minutes later, the tout walks by to collect bus fare. I pop out a new bill, the tout asks if he can deduct fare for the two, I respond with affirmative yes. During my conversation with the tout, the lass is purring on my ears while exhaling warm air around my neck like an air conditioner.
Well, a couple of minutes after paying the bus fare, the idiot wakes up, removes her phone from the handbag and starts chatting with strangers. I collect courage as a gentleman and asks, “are you OK now”? She bursts out , “stop disturbing me”!!!
I feel like I wanna throw this UGLY bitch out of the window.😬(Mulwa 2016).
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