Now this Cartel of “I CANNOT DATE A BROKE MAN” is peculiar
This gang will date a struggling brother not for love, but for alcohol, airtime and sex.
Women vaunt the impeccable ability to multitask, but this ilk stretch this nature bestowed gift too far.
Dear Bros, when you think you are the air that she draws into her lungs and has saved her as “Queen”, you are nothing but ” Mike wa bundles ” to her.
Then there’s Njoro wa Salon and Odhis wa hepi and finally John Rent.
These tarts are not lucky enough to have an all under one roof sponsor, so they’ll devolve their needs to different broke bros.
Ever wondered why you are blue ticked for three days after sending airtime without as much as an acknowledgment text from her?
It’s because she’s using the airtime to chat Njoro wa Salon and sweet talk him into taking a soft loan from Tala for her hair.
Now this is where I have problems with you struggling brothers, you have flaccid egos. Never, read my pretty lips, never take a loan for a woman who’s not your mother or legally married wife. Unless it’s repayable.
Give only what you can afford. If she wants 5k for salon and you can afford only 1k, give her that and let her go to Kenyatta market for very neat braids.
Do not allow a woman to make you deteriorate from being broke to being a bloody freaking destitute. There’s no honour in using half of your meager earnings on imbibing spree just to show your woman you are a man. NO!
If she wants to hang out, let her come over and watch movies or go to the Arboretum, sip fanta, gaze into each other’s eyes and see your unborn children in the novelty of her stares
Your worth as a man cannot be pegged on incurring debts to please a woman. Your mettle lies in your character and your bedroom skills. Period. The rest are inconsequential.
Now there are others who have the one minute sponsors and will thus seek satisfaction from a struggling brother.
They’re the “mbona unanilenga hivo , nitumie fare nikuje battalion”
After “kuchafuliwa” and left high and dry by the moneyed octogenarians, that’s when they reach out.
It’s an open secret that what broke brothers do not have in their pockets, they make up for in their loins. They’re bedroom bullies who can flip flop you from style to style in the entire Kamasutra catalogue without breaking contact.
Bros, do not be misused, stop taking loans and pouring your unborn children in these cons who will dump you the moment a more viable dude shows up.
Get a woman who accepts you the way you are and is willing to walk the journey one step at a time.
‘Nuf said.
The women can rest for now. Next piece will be on slay kings.
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