Photo: PEP party boss Hon Moses Kuria, the latest of the many briefcase political parties racing for vintage positions in 2022
By Jerome Ogola
Jubilee is in the ICU. It is in a vegetative state. Soon and very soon, it will be a Luwere
NASA is in the coldest place in town, inside the refrigerated drawers of a morgue. It is dead. Very dead. As dead as dinosaur
ODM may be a little alive, but the outfit doesn’t know how to win anything. It has been gradually eroding and corroding and reducing in size, with every election
Soon, it will reduce to nothing. UDA is nothing but a euphoric excitement devoid of any reform or development conviction
Very akin to NARC which was all about removing Moi, but once Moi was gone, they didn’t have any plan for the country
The leadership of UDA is part and parcel of the prevailing mess, but again, they present themselves as a solution
When one hyena grabs you from the jaws or the paws of another hyena who was about to eat you, do you consider that as salvation?
Kenyan political parties are hollow vessels, deficient of any agenda or ideology. That’s why winning parties don’t live to see their fifth birthday or next election, as exemplified by NARC, PNU, TNA, and now Jubilee
They serve no meaningful purpose apart from legitimizing and constitutinalizing ethnicity, because each community has theirs, and without these parties there is no platform one can mobilize a community
Since they have a tendency of living very briefly, maybe the country should learn to bury them all and adopt another system. This one has failed spectacularly
A rejuvenated or even rebranded NASA is still a NASA. It cannot win anything and even if they did they cannot bring anything meaningful to the table, apart from daily squabbles sponsored by the ego of the so called principals, which is the size of Arror and Kimwarer dams combined
This is the team that abandoned their opposition roles and are now dancing themselves lame, to impress Uhuru
Aol. In other news, even without COVID-19, people will still die. We have lost at least 8 MPs, in the life if the current parliament. They may be over ten, by the time we come to an election, in 2022
From IEBC figures, we know it takes a fortune to hold just one by election. Why don’t we now change our laws to elect an MP and his deputy, and just like the deputy governor this one will have no role but to idle around and enjoy a salary as he waits for the incumbent to die, just incase he/she dies, as this is cheaper than the IEBC by elections which cost upto 100 million, each?
A one 500k salary for five years is only 30 millions! This will also save the country, the inconveniences of by elections
Good morning my fellow Hoof-Eaters
