By Jerome Ogola
There is this organ, the only one in a human body that comes with it’s own head, the nuclear warhead
With a head of his own, the organ reasons independently, and it’s decisions must not be in tandem with that of the main head
Each time this small head makes a move, the other head, the normal head takes a leave, just like the many gods, local and imported are all missing in action since coronavirus knocked the door
This small head has really messed up many a promiment man’s reputation, from Bill Clinton to Baba Deno to Baba Abby to Opondo Kaluma to Justice Sankale Kantai, who couldn’t untie himself from the web, with the ease of his namesake Kantai whom we are told can tie and untie a tie, as much as he wishes
The latest victim of this head is Lonyangapuo, the professor of applied mathematics who is the serving governor of West Pokot County
The otherwise, the witty governor has run into headwinds after his lover allegedly shared his lewed and nude photos showing his one eyed omieri and screenshots of their intimate dialogue, in social media
Luckily, Kenyans love scandalous leaders and such a scandal doesn’t injure his political prospects in any way, in fact he is now a presidential material
At least the governor has provided some comic relief and a distraction from the coronavirus related stress
Good afternoon my fellow Southerners!!
