HILLARIOUS: ”This is WHAT Happened to Uhuru and DP Ruto while WATCHING Raila NASA Rally in Bomet” -Onyango Jnr

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The sea of humanity in Bomet NASA rally paralyzed William Ruto’s mouth and sent Uhuru permanently into the intestines of panic…the president’s heart was beating like the beating Satan will receive on Judgment day from God and his army which will include Onyango Ochieng Jr.. It was packed, that breathing became a problem.

Not even a mosquito could negotiate its way in the sea of humanity. These people were more than all grass in my village…I have counted all the grass here, but people who attended the NASA rally were MORE. Uhuru is so rattled that he has refused to eat, he is now fasting….even Baal prophets around him like Pro..fessss…errrrr Peter Kagwanja are urinating on their trousers in panic…


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