By Janyando CA I want to say something about NASA, Luhyas and the military in one post. And since I have Luhya genes too, I can speak about Luhya politics without anyone looking at me like I’m your agemate. Four things; 1. In last night’s EALA nominations, Kalonzo’s son got more votes than any other […]
MPs HECKLE Speaker Muturi over Uhuru 80 Year Old Cousin Beth Mugo Nomination to PSC
Jubilee MPs caused drama in the house when they loudly opposed the nomination of Uhuru’s cousin the 80 year old granny Hon Beth Mugo, saying she had failed to represent them well in the last commission. “Hon Mugo is a nominated senator and should be contented with that slot which otherwise should have gone to […]
Strong Letter From Kiambu Demands Uhuru SACK Transport CS Wainaina Kamau
#cownews- Letter to the President! By J Githu Good morning Mr president, let me hook you up with a few facts on the transport industry! 1. Public service vehicles are speeding, speed governors are either non-existent or they have been bypassed 2. Public service vehicles are overloading….. the same matatus that were carrying 3 passengers […]
DRAMA in Mombasa As Uhuru allies in KNUT Cause Chaos, Demand Wilson Sossion To Vacate Office
The Kenya National Union of Teachers (KNUT) AGM being held in Mombasa has been disrupted following chaos caused by delegates from Central Kenya. Officials from the central Kenya region of the union shut down the Secretary General Hon Wilson Sossion insisting he had to quit as the sectary general of the Union and focus on […]
DRAMA: ‘Uhuru is An Imposter NOT President’- Hon Mbadi Mocks Jubilee Speaker Muturi
National Assembly Speaker Justin Muturi has kicked out the leader of Minority in Parliament John Mbadi from the chambers, for refusing to withdraw claims that Kenya had no President. Hon Mbadi who was making his stand to the floor regarding the nominations of both NASA and Jubilee MPs to various House Committees had said “there […]
“Who Stole Money For Buying Jamuhuri Day Crowds”? – Angry Uhuru Demands Answers
Uhuru Kenyatta has demanded an explanation from organisers of national celebrations after Kenyans boycotted Jamhuri Day fete in Nairobi and accross tge country. Uhuru demanded the National Government Coordinating docket charged with such celebrations to explain why they did not procure crowds. The boycott that was not called by opposition confirmed that Uhuru governs with […]
DRAMA: Uhuru’s 80 Year Old Cousin Hon Beth Mugo REJECTED by MPs to Chair PSC
There was drama in Statehouse as a section of Jubilee parliamentarians have opposed President Uhuru Kenyatta’s nominees to the Parliamentary Service Commission. The President had nominated his cousin Hon Beth Mugo (78 years old, born in 1939), Hon Adan Keynan and Naomi Shaban to Parliamentary Service Commission, who were all opposed by Jubilee legislators. They […]
Uhuru Suffers Heavy Blow, Prof. Magoha Considers To Reject The C.B.S Commendation, Says He Can’t Fit In One Basket With Idiots
Latest rumour in town is that Africa’s Leading Urologist, Prof. George Albert Omore Magoha, is contemplating to return the Chief of the Order of the Burning Spear (C.B.S.) he was awarded saying sharing that with Githeriman is like putting on a goat-brain like the Giver and some of those honoured… And the Referee waves… Play […]
EXPOSED: Meet Pauline Njoroge ‘Slay Princess’ Uhuru Awarded HSC
Summary: 1. She has no University education 2. Looks can get you somewhere 3. Not married, cannot reveal boyfriend (may be ashamed of his age marital status, looks or no fixed one exists/they are many??) 4. She is all over government, has no designated portfolio (cannot be specific which office she works for),basically she is […]
How Uhuru Lost It In Awarding Mediocre Personalities With State Commendation
By A Ikol We had surgeons who separated conjoined twins, We had athletes who brought gold medals, We have a journalist who saved a disabled person from a bee attack, We have a Moi Girls student who saved her fellow students from an inferno at the cost of her life, We have policemen and a […]
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