Hilarious: Why I Support Statehouse Operatives For Kicking Out DP Ruto From Statehouse

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By Onyango Ochieng Junior

On Ruto being grabbed by the waist like a common miscreant, then kicked out of statehouse the way Kenya kicked out polio in the 90s: May I say the originator of that idea needs three rounds of booze .

There is no way Jomo Gicaga can organize a gang of heavily armed, mean looking uncompromising hoodlums that would first slap those pencil –thin suited men around Ruto carrying firecrackers inside their coats and then tell them to go and report even to God in heaven if they wish.

Gicaga was implementing a carefully crafted plan by the vengeful Kiambu mafioso who deep in their heart of hearts feel Ruto with the aid of Satan organized the massive slaughter, pillage and cannibalism of theirs sons and daughters in Kiambaa.

Lest you forget, the people in Kiambaa Eldoret were from Kiambaa in Kiambu. I am told Ruto was chased away the way Luos chase NYAWAWA (Evil Spirits)….He was heard saying with forlorn resignation as he threw his hands in the air…NI SAWA TU….

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