Governor Sonko offers senator Linturi bedroom tips; use your tongue and fingers, eat it!

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Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko is breathing fire after Star Newspaper published a story touching bedroom improwess of Meru senator Hon Mithika Linturi

The publication published how Meru Senator Mithika Linturi’s poor bedroom skills.

“This is nonsense of the highest order and totally unacceptable. The star is becoming a gutter press day by day. We shall not allow them to publish bedroom stories of other men with their wives”.

Adding that,” Which journalist was present in their bedroom during that material night. Shenzi nyinyi. Linturi take them to court this is good money. And since your matrimonial residence is in Nairobi I shall be an amicus curiae in this case on probono. Musidharau wanaume to that extent na hata tukizeeka. God gave us tongues and fingers”.

Furious Sonko urged Senator Linturi to seek legal redress saying the case is straight forward and res ipsa loquitur meaning the matter speaks for itself.

Senator Linturi and his estranged wife Marianne Keitany are deadly divorce battle and proceedings are ongoing in a Nairobi Law Court. Ms Keittany is now asking the court to order police to investigate the legislator for alleged bigamy and forgery.

In an application filed under certificate of urgency, Ms Keitany wants the court to compel the Directorate of Criminal Investigations to start investigations into alleged illegal practices of bigamy against Mr Linturi, whom she accuses of contracting multiple marriages.

Mr Linturi has denied marrying Ms Keitany and maintained that he was still married to Ms Mercy Kaimenyi, therefore, he had no capacity to marry Ms Keitany.

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Mary Keitany should not tell us Linturi was bad in Bed, did they try all avenues like 💺 seat,balcony or even the floor <a href=”https://twitter.com/hashtag/SOTNKe2019?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>#SOTNKe2019</a></p>&mdash; wangari Gaitho (@wangari_gaitho) <a href=”https://twitter.com/wangari_gaitho/status/1113689587476516865?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>April 4, 2019</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-conversation=”none” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Oooooooh Linturi….. I have a shamba full of &#39; Mkombero&#39;….. That Kaiteny lady would never have stayed with her clothes on all the time</p>&mdash; Bramwel Wandola (@WandolaBramwel) <a href=”https://twitter.com/WandolaBramwel/status/1113642335932440576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>April 4, 2019</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Mary Kitany trash-talking Linturi now!!! If he couldn&#39;t rise to the bedroom occasion why did you stick around since 2013??<br><br>Since you learned why didn&#39;t you advise him to seek medical attention?<br><br>If a relationship fails you should peacefully walk away! Mafi ya panya! <a href=”https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrashyWoman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>#TrashyWoman</a> <a href=”https://t.co/5s1k5NOeF0″>https://t.co/5s1k5NOeF0</a></p>&mdash; The Muthoka® (@MuthokaTito) <a href=”https://twitter.com/MuthokaTito/status/1113467449603690496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>April 3, 2019</a></blockquote>
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