HILARIOUS: WHATSAPP Chat of MPs and Other VIPs LEAVES Hon Waititu, Waiguru, Murkomen and Uthamaki WITH SERIOUS INJURIES

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Martha Karua posted: I will be supporting Uhuru’s reelection. Wamama na Uhuru.
(Bishop Wanjiru, Moses Kuria and 637 others like this)

Shebesh: Warembo na Uhuru! Jubilee hoyee.

Ngilu:
Wamama wagani na Uhuru? Women should say no to the government that takes delivery money to their pockets.

Kethi Kilonzo:
True @ Ngilu. Words of wisdom to mothers out there.

Sonko: Kethi ushapata bwana wewe?

Mutula Jnr:
Sonko, mind your tattooed tongue. Idiot

Miguna:
Mutula Jnr, haha, his tongue got tattoos? Is that’s why he can’t speak English?

Bishop Wanjiru:
Miguna acha kiherehere, are you the dictionary?

Ole Lenku: Wanjiru, respect Miguna, he got masters in law in Canada, but I don’t know what he studied.

Mbadi:
Ole Lenku, nilidhani ministry ndo ilikuwa inakuchanganya, kumbe hio ni nature.

Rasanga: Nafaa nisposor mock watu warudi shule.

Matiangi: Rasanga don’t dare! Who are you.

P.L.O Lumumba:
We have academic somnambulists within the leadership sphere. What a gigosephiric lowlie beings tamed in suronofucus natural siconitum.

Moses Kuria:
What have you just said?

Opiyo Wandayi:
Uthamaki.

Waititu: Sasa Uthamaki imetoka wapi? Watu wengine walisoma wapi?

Sossion:
Panjab University.

Kabogo:
Sosion you have killed me. ROR.

Murkomen: Hapo Waititu haujambiwa poa,

Waititu:
Peleka meno mbali. Hapa hakuna NYS. @Murkomen.

Khalwale:
Mundu khu Mundu. Afro Jubilee continues shortly

Gladys Wanga
: @Khalwale acha nichukue firimbi. Wuololo!

Waiguru:
What kind of a lady is this Wanga surely? Pathetic. I am disappoint

Gladys Wanga:
Madam Catwalk. I am not here to please you! Peleka asali ‘Stato’ iguriwe.

Muthama
: Kasee Oka! Niwekee ile ngoma ya fundamendos.

Aden Duale:
Lakini Wanga wewe pia!

………Hon Uhuru left….

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