“BEST SLEEPING HABITS FOR MARRIED COUPLES:
1. Wear something easy to remove, comfortable and sexy. Make the work of your partner easy to peel off your clothes to reveal the naked you. Yummy lingerie, loose boxer. Sleep naked for best results
2. Brush your teeth to encourage kissing
3. Don’t carry work to bed
4. Minimize the use of phones or laptops. Your partner needs attention, the bedroom is sacred
5. Move the baby to a separate room (if your finances allow you to and you have a home of more than one bedroom) when the baby is of age. The child might have been conceived in the bedroom but is not meant to live in your bedroom that is an exclusive island for two
6. Gentleman have that one spot besides her lips you kiss each night; whether it’s her forehead, fingers, shoulders, back or butt. Lady, stroke him with your gentle touch, your fingers speaking love
7. Make a habit of praising each other’s body, it makes you both comfortable and relax. Talk those bedroom matters
8. Pray together before you sleep, and when you wake up
9. Apologize and forgive if any wrong was done during the day. Don’t sleep with a grudge or anger
10. Read your partner’s body language. If you or your partner desires to make love, then rise to the occasion or wet up to the occasion; whether night or morning glory
11. Have pillow talks, open your heart and lips and talk intimate stuff. Say how you feel; are you troubled, grateful, broken?
12. Cuddle up when you feel sleep is fast approaching, drown into sleep as your bodies intertwine
13. Tell each other how much you mean to each other. Your partner never gets enough of your affirmation
14. In case one of you farts, laugh about it (some farts are unstoppable)
15. Cover your partner in case you wake up in the middle of the night and find your partner outside the duvet/ blanket
16. Kiss your partner when you come back from peeing in the middle of the night
17. Hold your partner close and pray when your partner wakes up terrified by a nightmare
18. Give a goodnight and good morning kiss
19. Spend some few minutes of love in bed even when the alarm wakes you up
20. Carry the love you have for each other even when you leave the bed.”
Anonymous says
This is unafrican and taboo to african culture and traditions. Take your mexican soap opera advise to brainwashed idiots like yourself.
Anonymous says
Whatever you call unafrican is the reason your marriage gets to fail, you get to cheat on each other because there’s no emotional attachment especially for your most intimate hours.
Women are copycats. Ask yourself why they can’t put the TV remote down when there’s a soap opera to watch on TV?
Anonymous says
The divorce rate in Africa is can’t compare to your civilized (western) world. Our grandparents and parents did not do all that pussy footing and that’s when divorce was nonexistent. Bure kabisa.
Anonymous says
Bure Kabisa!!!! Cannt work.
Jadala says
What a listicle!
justin says
I trully support it
jenniferaudi@gmail.com says
Good idea …l truly support it.
John Terah says
Good, it’s comfortable.