CA:>> Team Kidero has now beaten Team Sudhe home and away this season, in the Slap Stupidity League. You see, Kidero is also not your mother’s boyfriend!
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Michael Okoth :>>From supreme court judge justice Phillip Tunoi to Nairobi Women Rep. Rachael Shebbesh and now to the chief hooligan and Nairobi senator Mike Sonko,Dr.Evans Odhiambo Kidero has proved that he indeed has what it takes to lead and protect his people.He should therefore now go further ahead and grab the baton from Opoda and steer “our” politics back to the right path.”Our” politics needs to invariably move from that of mere hot rhetoric to real action.
#HelmetOn.
#KideroForPresident.
Phelix g Cor @KideroEvans has cacophonously multiplied SONKO by zero & raised him to power infinity. Haha, telo ikao, telo ok mi ng’ato! #KideroVsSonko
Anonymous:> “Governor Kidero enters the Guinness Book of Record as the first human to successfully land gubernatorial slaps on the faces of two love birds in two unrelated events. Pythagoras hypothesized that the probability of such occurrence is one in a million. During the induction ceremony, Prof. Otoyo noted that unlike the Shabesh slap that register 6.3 on the Richter Scale, experts are still divided on the magnitude of Sonko’s slap as the current scale can not handle it, but the slap on Sonko’s face was so strong that upon landing on his earth, Gold and other minerals hanging on his neck and teeth were scattered all over. Upon impact, the coefficient restitution between Kidero’s hands and Sonko’s face was 0.5. Dr. Otoyo further noted that the energy absorbed by Sonko’s face is enough to project an omena, weighing 3 pounds, upwards at a velocity of 400 feet per second. “~~~Dr. Otoyo. PhD. River Awasi University.
Congratulations to Dr. Kidero.
Kongo Asuga:>>Kidero and his Mt Kenya thief PA Wainaina may have killed that woman in Kiliamani and took over her land and property valued at 2 billion shillings
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